Why would anyone want a four foot decal of an Asian man on their wall? Because it’s creepy as hell, that’s why. While you sleep, he watches over you like the father you never had.
If you’re concerned that glimpsing a stranger on your way to the bathroom in the night might freak you out, fear not. Wallmonkeys also make dozens of other decals, including an extremely tough looking African American. Now you can sleep easy.